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hellyeahthomassanders:

"We do the weirdest things to impress sometimes…"

[x]

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What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

(Source: salliethesalad)

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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orbiter999:

s0uptorres:

perksofbeingamurfleur:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Rocks are hard

Uncle Ben is dead

Splashu is free.

orbiter999:

s0uptorres:

perksofbeingamurfleur:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Rocks are hard

Uncle Ben is dead

Splashu is free.

(Source: oh-good-life)

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popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND)

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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silent-asmodeus:

artisticgamzee:

sandkastledisko:

kentmckellan:

Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely

Agreed

FeliCIA THO

If you don’t have Felicia Day seductively eating pizza on your blog, you aren’t blogging right.

(Source: tragers)

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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

drsuperwholock:

freak-with-the-knife-collection:

Sam and Thor, scarily similar.

Sam Winchesthor

Oh, you have no idea.

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Sammy isn’t the only one

(Source: mini--munch)

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  1. me: i want the thing
  2. someone: i'll buy you the thing
  3. me: nonono i can't let you do that
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