Posted 1 day ago

blissfullxfe:

bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

Haha….

Posted 1 day ago
  1. me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
  2. mum: what
  3. me:
  4. mum:
  5. me: Virgin Mobile
  6. mum: go to your room
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

ask-koki-kariya:

yougotvexed:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

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you rang?

Dragons are cool.

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

Posted 1 day ago

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(Source: 0d2)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY G_D THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

Posted 1 day ago

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

Posted 1 day ago

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

Posted 1 day ago

"I can’t lose him.
I love him” 

(Source: rebeltimelord)

Posted 3 days ago

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

Posted 3 days ago

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(Source: punkypunk)

Posted 3 days ago

Reblog if you were alive when Pluto was a planet

itsimnothatfunny:

that-god-awful-celine-dion-song:

goodnight-sammy:

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Viva la Pluto

Posted 3 days ago
king-joaquin:

9/13/96. 18 years ago today, Tupac Shakur died after suffering multiple gunshot wounds a week earlier. He was 25 years old.

king-joaquin:

9/13/96. 18 years ago today, Tupac Shakur died after suffering multiple gunshot wounds a week earlier. He was 25 years old.

Posted 3 days ago

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.